Conversation at the Darkwater Household
Mrs. Darkwater: "Say, what's that those guys are doing?"
Darkwater, Jr: "It looks like they are shooting that big rock with lasers."
Me: "They are mining, and that's a big chunk of ice, actually. I'm running security because, well, Toldain just can't be a miner."
Mrs. Darkwater: "Of course he can't be a miner, he's 3000 years old!"
Mrs. Darkwater: (giggles)
Me: "Actually, in EVE, I'm more like 3 million years old, but whatever. I'm totally putting this conversation in my blog."